Corn-Update

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That was Sunday after my Corn post. Ironic.

(Yes, I did eat mine…I think finally all of the corn “stuff” is out of my teeth).

Corn

Corn is a vegatable.

Since when did it become something else. A starch, a grain, a whatever. Then is an apple a fruit or a sugar? Is corn a plant? It is a vegatable. And while we are on it, so are potatoes. Good ones at that.

And don’t give me any modern food pyramid arguments either. Those pyramids have all changed since I was a kid and everyone knows those have been taken over by crazed vegans and liberals. (And communists.) (Are their any conservative vegans?)

And don’t give me corn on the cob. I want to eat it with a spoon. Not get it all over my face, all over my hands (or have to use odd extra utensils jammed in the ends that may or may not be made to look like a pair of turkeys or something) and stuck all up in my teeth. Forget about it all together wearing braces.

In fact, give it to me cream style if you really want it to be good. Then chewing is even optional. Whatever is easiest.

Food shouldn’t be hard work.

Lunch

I don’t know if we are supposed to thank Oprah or Obama or what. This new socialism is agreeing with me.

Thank you K”G”C

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And yes, that is a water. I guess there is such a thing as a free lunch.

Hat

Found my summer hat. Been looking for awhile.

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100Million

Know your money.

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Sabbatical

That’s right I haven’t posted in awhile.

But no, I was not on some sabbatical from the blog, or web or twitting. I just didn’t want to. If I want to get “away from it all,” I don’t feel the need to blog about getting away, I would just be gone. But you know what . . . it wasn’t even that. I didn’t need to get away. I just get bored with it. This blog experiment seems to be confirming that I still like to talk out loud, and still prefer actual human interaction. (Do some of you remember what that was like)? (That was a jab).

I want to see the person’s face as I expound on the silliness of being cheered on (as an abled bodied some-what in shape adult) like it was the end of the olympic marathon while walking in a walk/run for charity event. It is amazing I make it from my car and back without being encouraged on the journey. You can do it! You are doing great! Keep it up!

See, not quite the same written.

So maybe I will be around. But don’t go looking for some spiritual reason if I am gone here and there. (And by the way the only people who know I am not blogging are the people I already talk to everyday!)

Ice

Black Ice that is.

Church league BBall is back. And Black Ice is my crew. Y’all be fearin when the “below” comes rolling down the lane.

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Assassinated

First off that is a hard word to spell. Could it get a few more s’ses. (How do you spell esses, apostrophes or what…)

Anyhow. Some friends and I were discussing movies and what not last night, and Milk came up. Well we couldn’t decide if he was assassinated or murdered? What level of political office do you have to achieve to be assassinated (from here on out this will be abbreviatted to AS). Is it only a federal level thing? And do you have to be in politics at all to be AS? Could I be AS? It all seemed very confusing.

Is it only when you do it for hire, or it is some kind of hit? Or are murder and AS the same thing? Very confused. There was a movie Assassin (Stallone maybe?) and I think Marky Mark was an assassin once, but it doesn’t seem to clarify it for me.

Could anyone shed some light on this?

Playa

The Student Ministries at church gives me opportunities to do some fun stuff. Below is the latest design for an upcoming message series. Thought I would share. Since I am down like that, yo.

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Trapping

I love that God gave us dominion over the animals.

mole1Especially dominion over animals that destroy your lawn. If you can’t tell that little guy above is a mole. I do not like moles…so the boy helped me set some traps last night…

I think I would like trapping for a living. Feeding the family, making pelts. Good stuff.

Now this would be an easy place to rant about PETA or animal rights folks in general, but really, that has been done too many times, right? I mean it is just too easy of a target and does any one agree with them anyhow? (Is anyhow a word, it should be…)

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